*Sounds trumpets and begins waving flag emblazoned with the Amazon logo*
Amazon Prime Day is nearly here, good people! Ready yourselves! The yearly bonanza is back on June 21 and 22, bringing with it a glut of deals. Deals so quick you’ll blink and miss ’em. Deals so good you’ll stare at them in astonishment. Deals so plentiful that you could conceivably scroll at top speed for the entire event and never reach the end. Deals, man. Deals.
The thing about all those deals, as is the thing thing about Amazon in general, is that it’s harder than